To: (insert your kitty's name),
There's no other way for me to show how much I love you. I know I don't say it... but here's my heart for you to lie on. Throwing in some angel wings for dramatic effect, but I promise it makes it more comfortable.
(Can I also kindly request... stop sleeping on my face, I can't breathe.)
From: Your hoo-man that loves you the most. The one who feeds you.
Materials: Crystal Velvet, Polypropylene Fiber Cotton